Are you DJ? Please play some twist.<\/p>\n
Can you put on drum-techno-Tiesto? (“drum” means drum’n’bass here).<\/p>\n
Can you play something faster? (while 130 bpm track is being played).<\/p>\n
Please play something faster! (while 175 bpm track is being played).<\/p>\n
During my jazz\/funk set in small lounge bar:
\n“We are from Holland, can you play DJ Tiesto? Do you know Tiesto? He’s The Best DJ in the world and he’s from Holland!”
\nReply was “No, this is wrong place to ask for such music”.
\nThey continued: “Please just only one Tiesto track, and than you can get back to your style!”<\/p>\n
Completely drunk foreigner in very loud club: “Do-o-o-o you ha-a-ave grmhndfs?”
\n“What? Say again?”
\n“Ca-a-an pla-a-ay abcgmdfhch?”
\n“What? I don’t hear you clearly.”
\n“Can you play the aaae the oooou eeee vvvv?”
\nReturns with same request twice.<\/p>\n
Two nice local girls in jazz \/funk bar: “Do you have Raimond Pauls?” (famous Latvian jazz and pop composer, pianist, ex-Minister Of Culture).
\n“Sorry, no, I don’t have anything with me.”
\nGirls suddenly turned really disappointed, and told door guy while leaving the bar: “dj is the worst we ever met”.<\/p>\n
“Can you play hip-hop?” while not-MTV-style-hip-hop is being played. <\/p>\n
On technonly party: “Play ragga!!!” .<\/p>\n
“Give us sausages!” (in (Ru) “\u0414\u0430\u0432\u0430\u0439 \u043a\u043e\u043b\u0431\u0430\u0441\u044b!”, \u0438\u043b\u0438 “\u041c\u044f\u0441\u0430 \u0434\u0430\u0432\u0430\u0439!”) (also: “Give us meat”, hard mainstream drum’n’bass in Latvia.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Are you DJ? Please play some twist. Can you put on drum-techno-Tiesto? (“drum” means drum’n’bass here). Can you play something faster? (while 130 bpm track is being played). Please play something faster! (while 175 bpm track is being played). During my jazz\/funk set in small lounge bar: “We are from Holland, can you play DJ … <\/p>\n